a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
"THIS POTION HAS SO MUCH GINGER IN IT DRACO MALFOY STARTED MAKING FUN OF IT"
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
I know how you feel Phil
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.